totheinternetandbeyond:

when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture

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Don’t tell me what to do unless we’re in bed together

(Source: therealhamster, via phobias)

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drarna:

i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila

(Source: neptunain, via collapsed)

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sadbimbo:

I don’t get why straight boys ask about bra sizes like all they know is DD is big

(via insignifficunt)

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awkwardvagina:

a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own

(via collapsed)

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harrysfringe:

i have no idea how to get off the internet

(Source: motsquivont, via departured)

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markkruffalo:

when cute boys initiate conversation with you

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

(via phobias)

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ccute-couples:

everything love♥ (source)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*

(via phobias)

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mellowminty:

i’d really like some wireless waterproof earbuds for shower time

(Source: mellowminty, via stay-ocean-minded)

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